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Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.

Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.

by Farmerbob November 12, 2005

Scaldy-Faced

Inherent description of caucasian inner-city dwellers' faces (see townie), with features such as: wind-burned skin; small pissy-blue eyes; withered teeth; a vacant, drunken expression; dirt.

The scaldy-faced bastard was dry-shaving in the shop-window's reflection.

by Dr_Faulk November 1, 2005

petata face

An insult. Used to call a person "stupid". Or just to say that their face looks/smells like a vagina, or crotch.

"Shut up you Petata Face!"
or
"That chick was such a petata face!"

by Sam and Casey September 12, 2006

crap faced

A redneck term generally used to describe the effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

Last night I drank pert-near a whole 12er of Natty Ice. I pissed the bed cus i was so CRAP FACED.

by B - I - double F March 22, 2007

bope face

The face you don't want to see whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman. It conveys anger, aggression and paranoia, which we all know is the last thing you want to see.

"I was totally nailing this chick, and she sprung the Bope face on me! It wasn't pretty, so I kicked her ass to the curb."

by Artie Vandelay May 11, 2007

Nike Face

A celebratory facial expression that involves a full protrusion of the tongue out of an open-mouthed smile. Most often it is accompanied by a subtle head nod and a boisterous 'yeeaahhh,' usually unintelligible due to the placement of the tongue. The Nike Face is prominent among groups of college aged males as well as drunken high school girls.

"Come have a shot with me, you bitch!" Becky called out to Misty, giving her the Nike Face as she held up a bottle of Jose Cuervo.

by Joel Schmitz October 29, 2007

Tortilla Face

1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.

2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.

3. n. insulting your white friends.

1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.

2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.

3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.

by OhYeahRege April 6, 2009