kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Flag

Get the kiss the kids goodnight mug.

Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

Flag

Get the Turtle Kiss mug.

kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021

Flag

Get the kiss that turtle ass mug.

Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.

Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

Flag

Get the Kiss Emily Day mug.

national kiss shydaisha day

this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha

oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.

by Quenn👑 October 9, 2021

Flag

Get the national kiss shydaisha day mug.

Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

Flag