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Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).
I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)
by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017
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Max Keeble Syndrome

When an individual knows they are moving to another town or city, and thus begins acting in a uninhibited manner with disregard for future consequences .

Based on the plot of the 2001 film "Max Keeble's Big Move"
Dude , ever since Victor found out he's moving to Mexico he's been hollering at all the bitches. I think he got Max Keeble syndrome.
by gidzilla June 15, 2017
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Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.
THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!
by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018
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Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!
by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020
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Max Lee Syndrome

Max Lee Syndrome is a Mental illness a pot user can obtain. Symptoms include minor retardation and an urge to “sesh”.
Person 1: Fat tiger baby.

Person 2: I think it’s time we get you checked for Max Lee Syndrome.
by Dr. Kevin Potty April 23, 2020
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Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
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Penis Disease Syndrome

Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long
"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."
by GenerousWombat83 June 2, 2020
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