Jake: "Hey man this guy sent me two O's and he said he's going to eat my heart out."
Kris: "That just means he's starting at you."
Jake: " What a creep..."
Kris: "That just means he's starting at you."
Jake: " What a creep..."
by JustSomePersonHere May 20, 2022

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.
by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

by e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e May 14, 2023

Popular with teens in the Washington, DC area in the late 50s and early 60s as a euphanism for "Jesus Christ."
by anonymous July 23, 2024
