zamora's mom 

An old hag that everybody has sex with. Who abondens their children and then has sex with them. Also a transexual.

Dylan:Man that chick over there is Zamora's mom.
Christian: I know i've met her.

Dylan: I'd hit that.

zamora's mom by Christian Tarbox August 14, 2009

ur mom 

gay phrase used as lame comeback

wanna fuck?

ooo your mom.

don't talk bout my mom.

ur mom mom mom mom

ur mom by de and alicia January 24, 2008

soccer mom

A word my boyfriend and I comonly use to describe a hott middle aged woman probably in her 30's with kids sometimes known as a cougar.

We went to walmart to check out all the hott SOCCER MOMS.

soccer mom by Big daddy's girl August 11, 2010

Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

Your Mom! by Nico April 25, 2005

autism mom 

When something or someone is acting overly protective or unnecessarily meddling in someone’s or something’s business usually with the intent or guise of protecting them/it

Becky keeps asking me if I’m okay. She’s kinda being an autism mom.

The US needs to not get involved in Ukraine. We need to mind our own business. Seriously, we don’t need to be the autism mom of everyone’s borders.

autism mom by mylovelena February 23, 2022

Your Mom O'Clock 

When u wanna fuck ur friends mom

;)

Dude 1: Meet meh mom
Dude 2: Damn Your Mom O'Clock
Dude 1: Ew goddamn sicko
Mom: hey dude 2

Your Mom O'Clock by Ifuckedurmomsocallmedaddyhoe June 28, 2016

domi-mom 

When a male pores rubbing alcohol upon a womans back and then procceds to shave the hair off of her back while doing her doggy style.

I was a little pissed off last night, and then on top of that I noticed my bitch had some serious back hair so I went ahead and gave her a domi-mom.

domi-mom by J Karr May 17, 2007