Ur mom

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

by Your meme girl November 11, 2019

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OKAY BOOMER

child: mom can i go to a strip club
mom: no
child: OKAY BOOMER

by cuddlebuddy November 11, 2019

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ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

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kissed my ass

Your mom gae

by Yeeti November 13, 2019

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ur mom is a perfect response to every insult

ur so annoying

ur mom

by Luna3179 November 14, 2019

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If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019

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