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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.
bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.
by escry February 21, 2024
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the nether butter

when guy named Konner/sweet/cute/6โ€™7/rich/halfwolfandhalfman/halfdemon/sexy/youtuber/gorgeous/gamer/beautiful/sexoffender/amazinglydelicious/vampire gives you a hard time and sells the whole match in volleyball legends
konner: i like it in the butt like the nether butter
jaden: me too
konner: ok imma give you a hard time

jaden: hey ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ’”
taygan: i miss my mans ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ‘–
by jadennorthrup May 12, 2025
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Spread The Butter

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing
That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.
by Aissakur March 21, 2023
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Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?
by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020
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buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.
Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
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Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.
โ€œWhat kind of butter is this?โ€
โ€œItโ€™s dick butter stick.โ€
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
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