slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Slap

Someone that is super sexy and hot and handsome omg

“Damn wesley really is a slap omg”

by HANNAHISDUMBSHUTUP April 24, 2021

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

Slap

Sounds like a plan

Example 1:
Girl: hey, wanna go out tomorrow?
Guy: what time?
Girl: 5:30?
Guy: that slaps

Example 2:
Friend 1: meet at the park later?
Friend 2: yeh slap

by Urmamamia February 28, 2021

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019