cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks August 26, 2005

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020

cake

cake means ass

random creepy guy: hey! you’ve got some cake.

girl: do i?

random guy: yes.

by i describe words May 22, 2021

Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018

Beef Cakes

A large fellas man tits

Take out your beef cakes brother!

by Raymond4050 January 23, 2021

Queer cake

A cake made or bought for coming out as queer.

The queer cake was put in the fridge for eating later.

by Macshift September 22, 2021