Pulling A "Kaufman"

when one becomes so enraged, anger is pumping through his/her veins because of conspiracies and/or friends and random people are believed to flail through his belongings and purposely pocketing the belongings of said "Kaufman". Although... this "Kaufman" person is NOT a theft UNTIL he knows beyond any suspicion that you have stolen from him first, then he believes it's Fair Game. Pulling a "Kaufman" involves violent threats and false accusations shortly followed by the smashing, burning, cutting, shooting, etc. of HIS OWN belongs! One throw against the wall is not said definition, the belonging HAS TO BE in pieces, on fire, and beyond repair.

Dude, you're flipping out! Oh crap, that was your phone... what the heck? You're pulling a "Kaufman"!

(with fist in the air, asking if anyone wants one - referring to a elementary noggy!)

by SuperKrazy3603 May 23, 2018

pulling a gaby

Talks to you confidently when on social media but when face to face is very awkward and refuses to speak

(Messenger)
Aaron:Hey whats up?
Gaby: Nothing much BITCH
(Face to face)

Aaron:whats up?
Gaby:........................
Aaron in his mind: WOAH SHES pulling a gaby

by Ian Willford May 26, 2018

Pulling a Fosse

When you suck a pipe or joint so hard that the weed just goes directly through the filter or into your mouth.

PERSON 1: Hey, do you hear what's happening to ________ the other room?
PERSON 2: No, is everything all right?
PERSON 1: Well, I passed them some weed, and they inhaled a little too hard...
PERSON 2: Are you saying they're Pulling a Fosse?

by iburntmysausage December 14, 2017

Pull a Corky

To call in sick to work because "Mum" deems it unsafe to go in that day.

I've worked really hard all week, I'm going to "Pull a Corky" and have the rest of the week off.

by Atkins December 21, 2017

Pulling a Lebsack

Disappearing for days on end to build a feature no one wants that doesn't even work and present it as a viable option.

He's pulling a lebsack and build a new landing page

by lolers69 January 12, 2018

Pulling A Bunn

Playing Rainbow Six Siege with friends but somehow manages to accidentally kill all of them instead of the enemy team due to having the aim of an epileptic child riding a washing machine that results in getting banned for a week shortly after a previous ban is called pulling a Bunn.

Dude DANKERBEAST what's up with that aim, your gonna end up pulling a Bunn.

by Anonymous0820 September 20, 2017

pull the package

The act of rearranging the ball sack and penis to a more comfortable position

Honey, my sack and cock is sticking to my legs can you pull the package for me

by Redskynight September 25, 2017