Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

serving meat

A term coined by tiktok creator tyfrxncis

Friend 1: Yo what you think of my fit
Friend 2: Shits tough, you serving meat with this one unc

by Longislandera April 9, 2024

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag September 8, 2005

Hate meat

Hate meat. Adjective. A term used to describe sex with someone who doesn’t share your political and moral beliefs.

Girl: “I'm kind of crushing on this guy and am considering sleeping with him. He is a devoted gun proponent and an advocate for police brutality. It's safe to say he worships Trump, and even safer to say he hates women. He will probably end up draping me with a confederate flag while thrusting his hate meat into my lifeless body. Should I go for it?”

Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”

by Keyyth September 1, 2020

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich March 2, 2007

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014