green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

Greens-bodymore

A term to describe Greensboro, North Carolinas murder-rate.

yo i'm from Greens-Bodymore, i think somebody outside at the courthouse, it's just slang big dog.

by thirty1six February 14, 2021

Green With It

A word that is commonly used in media parodying or referencing Monsters Inc. It was first used in the song “Wouldn’t Have Nothing if I Didn’t Have You” where actor John Goodman (Sully in the film) jokes that Mike (actor Billy Crystal) is green with envy. The joke here is that in the movie Mike’s skin is actually green.

What do people actually mean when they say this? Idk I’m just a UrbanDictionary writer.

Person: I can’t wait to watch Monsters Inc. I’m so excited
Person 2: You’re green with it!

by BillyBobJoe20 February 17, 2021

Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021

green blobs

A word used by Anix in his spongebob bloxburg video.

There were green blobs on the road.

by insertnameherelol February 23, 2021

Green Hugo

An action where you slap someone with your bollocks.

Guy 1: Bro I hit her with the Green Hugo!
Guy 2: Nice!

by TheSexiestDinx February 24, 2021

Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.

Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021