National Eat Out Day

On April 14th You eat any shordy out

Mandem: "Shordy lemme eat you out "
Shordy: "Nah styll"
Mandem: " Lowe me its National Eat Out Day"

by shordy12345 May 25, 2018

National bod mon day

Ight so boom ..Aug 5 bod mon day, don’t cry over no bitch nor nigga , don’t expect anything from anyone.. get to the fucking bag, smack a bitch if have to but Aug 5 post a picture of yu being a bod mon , Drippppp , LMFAOOO. Don’t forget make this shit legendary !

“Yo smack that bitch ”
“Ight bet”
“SHAPOWWW”
NATIONAL BOD MON DAY

by Kye Chanel ! August 4, 2019

National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

May 8th 2018 is when a girl sends her boyfriend a naked image or of her in a bra and underwear

“Its national send nudes day baby”

by National send nudes day June 3, 2018

National grab dick day

Ladies! On April 12, it is national grab dick day. Guys, be prepared to get your dick grabbed

It’s national grab dick day. You allowed to grab ass many dicks you want today without anyone saying a thing

by AyeItsB34ST April 11, 2019

National Significant Other Day

National Significant Other Day is August 12. This is a day to show appreciation to your significant other/partner :) . Do special things when it’s National Significant other day!

Jupiter! Today is all about you! National Significant Other Day! Which means you could do anything special for your partner who is non binary!

by balls in yo jaws July 26, 2021