Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Sped monkey

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.

YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob

by susboi2 May 24, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Travis the Monkey

Travis the Monkey is a naughty chimpanzee who tore off some chicks face and got shot

Dude 1 : "Yo you heard of Travis the Monkey"

Dude 2 : "Yeah he fucking ripped off his owner's friend's face like a feral barbarian"

Dude 1 : "Gnarly dude"

by uelhades February 2, 2021

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021