smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation
by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022
Get the cool as buttermug. by Butttaaahhh April 21, 2019
Get the Buttermug. by alejo devil May 16, 2020
Get the butter dishmug. The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
Get the Monitor Buttermug. by SGAG November 26, 2023
Get the Skud Buttermug. by human_not_alien February 19, 2021
Get the warm buttermug. Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
Get the Secure that buttermug.