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A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.
Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans
Bean by JoeGreen November 26, 2018
Git baghead, big shagga mush, pua bean head, loves da seshion
Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"
Bean by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Bean disease 

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
Bean disease by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
An overly fat person that cannot do any basic human function
"Holy fuck dude, she's such a beanbag... she won't do anything around the house and she can't even walk!"
Beanbag by El_Doolin December 18, 2018
A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual
Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏
bean by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

Bean Baggin 

The act of slapping your nuts on a woman's clit.
Hey baby want to do some bean baggin
Bean Baggin by Duece deuce January 27, 2019