Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.

Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website where even the most fire definitions get more dislikes than likes.

“Search it up on Urban Dictionary”
“Thanks man, Gonna try it out.”
10 seconds later
“What the hell”

by kid slicc November 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Rather than reading it as Ur-ben Dictionary, it is actually Ur-Ban'd Dictionary. As in Your Banned Dictionary, because it consist of banned words that would usually be rejected from a proper Dictionary.

"Have you checked out Urban Dictionary?" - By Normies
"What the Fuck? It's Ur-ban'd Dictionary. You Big MotherFucker" - O-Mega Chad-eccus Ur-ban'd Dictionary'er User'er

by kirinji'd November 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Dude, really? You looked up urban dictionary IN the urban dictionary?

Guy 1: Hey, do you know what the urban dictionary is?
Guy 2: No I don't. How about we look it up in the urban dictionary
See how dumb that sounds?

by Hipponoceros July 23, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Apparently how people make new sex methods

After going on Urban Dictionary, I'm gonna have to think twice before I tell people I rawdogged my Vietnam Airlines flight.

by iDontTrustYou June 25, 2025