Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020

Simp

When a person gives stuff to a female, but still get rejected. Most of those females are either a thotor a bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard that Guy 3 gave a game key to a thot?
Guy 2: Damn. He is simping hard.

by Azrael's friend April 19, 2020

SIMP

S- squirrels
I- in
M- my
P- pants

SIMP squirrels in my pants! Ain't go no chickens ain't got no rats

by Secret agent P May 2, 2022

Simp

It is a person usually male who talk to a girl non stop in hope of finally getting with another person

Omg this kid keeps Housepartying this girl what a simp

by Simpinator March 23, 2020

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023