Zip me up

The act of meat riding so much that you have to tell them to zip you up

Dan-You rocking that helly Hansen jacket

Me: zip me up

by Brothercal February 6, 2017

are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

shit me a storm

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

Give me a hug

When someone asks you to give them a hug.

When you give the old man a taco. Then he says give me a hug and while your hugging him. He takes your wallet.

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2020

The Game Adopt me!

Known as a game that only little children and perverted adults play

Hey, I really think. Let me play some of The Game Adopt me!

Hey you stupid bitch, The Game Adopt me! is garbage, this is why i had to take you to the E.R for brain damage you fuck.

by UJF October 10, 2020

Fuck me in the ass

A Willy entering someone’s ass

“Fuck me in the ass “ he exclaimed while being gang banged.

by Da king of primark October 14, 2020

Tickle Me Titties

An expression of surprise and disbelief.

Sometimes used in place of "Fuck me in the ass and call me Nancy".

Peter: Ey fellas, look who got outta lockup eerly!
Paddy: Well tickle me titties, its Peter!
Conor: Well what the feck are we waitin fer, lets get teh the pub!

by Patch Mcpatch April 12, 2012