pack of wolves, hung like a

To have a penis so large it can me mistakenly attributed to a collection of wolves or wolf-like creatures. Potentionally seen with Wolf Balls or a Wolf Crotch, or someone in wolf mode.

"That guy's pack of wolves, hung like a (sic), his erection is tearing his jeans!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

pack like a puerto rican

When going on vacation, putting your clothes in an industrial sized trash bags instead of a suitcase like normal.

Hahaha the cat peed on your suitcase boy you're gonna have to do the good ol' pack like a puerto rican routine this time around.

by fuck you asshole May 25, 2007

like the fist of an angry cod

Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.

"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"

by f!s August 15, 2008

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004

Sucks like a bag of Richards.

Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."

It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".

by Dixxxie Wrect August 30, 2005

"she looks like feet"

When someone/something is mass ugly they look like feet.

"she is so ugly."
"she looks like feet"

by pooch123 August 6, 2008