Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023

by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021

by AroRetard December 7, 2018

Is an outcast and sleeps outside on the front porch under a tarp and all he has is his blazer and pencil case and sandwiches his teachers got him from debating.
Bernard: "Ay James get out of my tarp"
*starts wrestling*
James: "No! This is my turf!"
Bernard: "No this is my tarp"
*starts wrestling*
James: "No! This is my turf!"
Bernard: "No this is my tarp"
by #Jameslivesdontmatter June 20, 2022

noun
A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.
A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.
by official_descartes November 25, 2023
