A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
'Urban Dictionary' is a dictionary that is online and you can write anything on it to define something
Dan: yo bro have you seen Urban Dictionary?
Dave: yeah man i wrote a definition about it on Urban Dictionary
Dave: yeah man i wrote a definition about it on Urban Dictionary
by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022
by RandomFunnyWordDude April 19, 2024
Where you are right now...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
Urban Dictionary is the name of this website
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020
where you are right now...
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020
"Ayy lad did you fhritp yesterday?"
"FUCK YEA CUNT!"
"I learnt that word from the Urban Dictionary."
"Nice one Lad."
"FUCK YEA CUNT!"
"I learnt that word from the Urban Dictionary."
"Nice one Lad."
by Eshay cunt June 12, 2020
1. An internet website used by a varity of either virgins, or 14 year olds who or bored as hell in school.
2. Not a reliable source of information
2. Not a reliable source of information
"Hey Stacy! You wanna go on Urban Dictionary?" "No you fatass fuck we broke up one year ago stop calling my number"
by ImSnurt May 06, 2019