by cockassuer April 15, 2023

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)
Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 8, 2018

by Slayrodt July 30, 2018

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
