Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

monkey-shaking

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

by Chica Boom August 27, 2004

Travis the Monkey

Travis the Monkey is a naughty chimpanzee who tore off some chicks face and got shot

Dude 1 : "Yo you heard of Travis the Monkey"

Dude 2 : "Yeah he fucking ripped off his owner's friend's face like a feral barbarian"

Dude 1 : "Gnarly dude"

by uelhades February 2, 2021

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Sus monkey

A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow

You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?

by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021