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douche bag

1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.

2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
OR
Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
by King_Douche_Greg April 2, 2007
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bean bag

when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.
claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.
by BB GUNNN March 30, 2011
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pudding bags

Big, droopy, fat, sagging, oversized, ugly ass tits.
"That 50 year old overweight bitch could never get a job as a stripper, flopping her big ugly ass pudding bags around."
by chocobomonger August 4, 2009
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jizz bag

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum
by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009
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Buff Bag

Buff Bag is another word to describe a duffle bag. It is called a buff bag because, it goes buff when you fill it up.
I have a buff bag incase my clothes don't fit in my suitcase.
by Rajwah September 3, 2008
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Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.
Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.
by NotSage September 10, 2010
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Pash bag

A kind of mini-fail. Can be used as a kind of british version of "douche bag".

Also just shortened to pash can be used to describe someone being a bit of an idiot.
Luke: why dont we get a maccy d's breakfast?

Ali: Pash bag.

*its 3pm*

OR

*scott attempts to slam dunk an item of litter into a open topped bin*

*scott fails and manages to miss the bin even though it was mere milimetres away when it left his grip*

Ali: Pash bag fail.
by UK Foamy May 18, 2010
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