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Butt douche

A (only slightly less homophobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today's youth's habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which passive-aggressively implies that homosexuals are stupid.

Symbolic of how buttheads & ass hats have their heads up either their own asses or others', and they talk shit so their spit clenses the butt.
That dude at my school, he is all quietly passive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that's always covering one eye. I tried asking him about what he was doing for our class assignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. I've overheard the BS music he listens to on his iPod while the teacher's talking. He calls himself Scene, others call him Emo, but I just call him a butt douche.
Yeah, what a butt douche.

Bob, you're such a butt douche.
by whatwouldspockdo September 22, 2011
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Butt Shot

The topical application or insertion of an alcohol-soaked sponge (in)to the anus.
Lunchbox: Hey, do you guys have a sponge and some vodka?
Court: Why? You need to get drunk before you clean the bathroom?
Lunchbox: No, you cunt munchkin, I want to do a Butt Shot and then bang out your mom raw-dog-Lewy style!
by Poopy Dick December 25, 2008
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Butt Toe

Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.
1. If you have a camel toe problem or have had one, it is highly likely you have or will experience Butt Toe in your lifetime as well.

2. What size are your pants? Must not be the right size because you have butt toe.
3. Those yoga pants make you have butt toe.
by Natasha Margarita October 10, 2013
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butt monkey

One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.
by wmotor December 31, 2008
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butt mud

clingy shit in your asscrack. most commonly found while shitting.
HEY CUNT! don't forget to wipe your butt mud!
by the guat April 9, 2004
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butt mushrooms

The cellulite filled poc marks on an old womans ass. They somewhat resemble a bag of cottage cheese.
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pancake butt

Pancake butt is when ur butt is really lat.It usually happens when u enter ur 50s.
person A:dude ur mom is getting old.
person B:yea i know.
person A:shes starting to get pancake butt.
by modern warfare 2 November 20, 2009
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