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Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.
I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Ball Consumer

someone who consume balls, pretty self-explanatory.
by t0rpl March 29, 2022
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Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios
I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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Ball Joint

A joint that was tucked between your balls.

Ie when you ride a bus to a subway station to a trolley to get to downtown Toronto , and the motherfucker pulls the joint out from between his balls and offers you a hit!!!
That fat motherfucking Roly poly Leonard tried to give me a ball joint!!
by JanenFinchOG April 17, 2022
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Turd Ball

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Ball shart

by ImYours666 April 18, 2022
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