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Strawberry Cheese-cake

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.
by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008
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Chili Cheese Dog

A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.
"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."
by The Fresh Prinz March 26, 2009
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poop cheese smell

The pukke smell of of someones dirty ass which is a combination of poop and cheese. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
His ass smells like a deadly combination of poop and nasty cheese " POOP CHEESE SMELL ". KM called Mr. poop cheese out on his poop cheese.
by AFSek April 17, 2012
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string cheese stem

Occurs when you recieve extremly wet weed, when you try to break it up the stem is so wet that it peels off when you try to break up your weed.
That douche wetted down his weed, it has a serious case of string cheese stem.
by j. bisow April 9, 2008
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Making a Grilled Cheese

1. Making love to a fat chick. The stench in the sheets after she leaves is similar to that of a grilled cheese sandwich. 2. Code word for banging a fat chick.
Friend: I made a grilled cheese last night.
You: You really got to lay off the fat chicks.

Friend: Where is Tim?
You: Making a grilled cheese :wink wink:
by Fatty Slayer October 18, 2011
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ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
by questionable_pie October 12, 2006
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spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese
by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010
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