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wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
by Paul December 1, 2004
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Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.
He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.
by Dinosaurasauraus January 26, 2011
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wiitard

A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.
Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
by MichaelGrant May 27, 2008
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Cake Wizard

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.
Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."
by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010
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chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth
i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave
by ryno555 July 4, 2007
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Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009
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wizard rock

an awesome genre of music based on the awesome harry potter series by jkrowling!! and i feel that ppl that dont give it a chance arent very nice!
Harry and the Potters, The Parselmouths, The Moaning Myrtles, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins!!!

so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!
by hpfan! March 31, 2008
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