going to see Watson

Euphemism for taking opiates. Derived from loratabs/hydrocodone pills labelled "Watson 540"

"I'm going to see Watson."
"No, I can't drive. I went to see Watson like six times today."

going to see Watson by RedConversation May 4, 2012

Spock and Watson 

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

Spock and Watson by QuacksO August 9, 2018

town of watson 

I town in Lowville Ny where there is no such thing as grass because there is so much sand. There are about 30 people that live here and you never see anyone for miles. You are surrounded by trees, and you try not to get eaten by a coyote.

Me- where is the Town of Watson

Friend- over in those trees watch out for the cavemen though
Me-ok if I don’t make it out alive then tell my family

town of watson by George Gregg January 3, 2021

Jamie Lynn Watson 

JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.

oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy

Jamie Lynn Watson by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022

Ms. Watson 

The mother of famous gamer and homosexual Matt Watson and has a love relationship between Ryan Magee

Ryan Magee: Ms. Watson is looking hot .
Matt Watson: NOOO

Ms. Watson by yomomfat April 19, 2022