Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

Waldoboro Maine

Where the most disgusting, disrespectful, std/hiv piece of trash rednecks, sluts, stoners, and emos resign.

"Dude, this girl from Waldoboro Maine just messaged me on Facebook!"
"Stay the fuck away from her yo, her whole family is incest and i heard she got herps from her cousin dad brother uncle"

by bitchassniggaho July 1, 2015

Evil waaooouuugh spoon

A wicked and spooky spoon that was once licked by an evil and very ugly orc.

Juan: Hey what´s that thing you are holding?
Juan 2: OMG is the Evil waaooouuugh spoon!!!!!

by Juan Jorge December 25, 2007

Dick Wallop

Someone who is generally stupid and doesn't know what's going on.

Jack: I'm in the pine tree in your backyard. You're on Facebook.
Dylan: You can't see me from there, Dick Wallop!

by CheeksmcDamien April 18, 2010

Dirty Waldo

The term 'Dirty Waldo' originated in the South, particularly Greenville, South Carolina involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action then the penis going back into the ass, then her best friends mouth, then the male disappears. It has often been described by the AEK (Ass Eaters Klan) as an initiation right in reference to their Founder Waldo who invented this move then founded the AEK hence after.

DAAAMNN Playa...You in the AEK? How did you get a girl and her friend to do the "Dirty Waldo"??

by DJWALDO May 22, 2019

Walbog

A Walbog is something that can be haunted by an angry spirit of the deceased. In some cases, Patrick Swayze has been suspected of possessing a Walbog.

If you've been murdered, and your girlfriend won't let you haunt her facebook page, haunt a Walbog.

It's a Walbog, bro. What'd you expect?

by Mickdone July 6, 2011

Waldorf

A lame type of schooling founded by Rudolf Steiner. The Waldorf school children have the same teacher from 1st through 8th grade, and they don't learn reading until 3rd grade. They never touch a computor until high school and they hate tv and media.

I was so glad when i graduated from the Merriconeag Waldorf School. I would have died if I have gone one more day.

by yhf December 9, 2008