Vanilla Douche

It is the cream that erupts inside you when a man ejaculates.

Oh man, that vanilla douche was extreme! It filled up my uterus!

by jelly3299 November 6, 2010

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Vanilla

Ordinary, boring sex

Jayson was so vanilla in bed

by Nonvanillaassallforbdsm June 11, 2018

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vanellie

A girl who is very bright but sexy, irresistible,smart and Beautiful

She is the bestest friend you can ever have she will always love you even if you crazy AF

I love Vanellie

by Vanillaice May 15, 2018

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Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

it’s when two people are fucking one is a light bright and the other one is darkskin and he cums then bam he gave you the chocolate vanilla swirl

i dream about him giving me a chocolate and vanilla swirl every night

by sexeducator September 22, 2021

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Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

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One of the most disgusting sexual events.

Involves Having vaginal intercourse, then anal sex. Then the guy slaps the shit covered penis on her face and cums at the same time, making a poopy, frothy mix. Then makes the woman give him head.

Man, i gave her the Vanilla Nasty last night, and now she won't talk or even look at me.

by Jail Break December 18, 2008

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vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005

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