Valentingay

The time of year where you see gay couple giving each other gifts or other gifts like, hugs, kisses, or roses.

I can't believe they celebrate valentingay!

by ShadowKnight58 February 15, 2018

Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Valentinoo

A really hot person

aka valentine

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh

by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020

Valentinoo

A really hot person

aka valentine

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh

by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

valentinasvsp

a really nice tiktoker who’s a good editor!

person 1: omg have u seen valentinasvsp’s edits?
person 2: OMG YES! THEY ARE SO GOOD!

by hotbaee April 29, 2021

valentina trivino

very sexy capricorn that makes a 5’9, 29 year old british man her whole personality trait! you are very lucky if you are living in the presence of valentina. shes gorgeous, outstanding, sexy, wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl. its kinda disrespectful shes still single tho...maybe its bc all she does is obsess over white british men. valentina is completely obsessed with herself and nobody can ever change that.

- “omg did you see that pretty brunette over there?!”
- “oh, valentina trivino? yeah im so glad to be living on the same planet she lives on!”

by louistomlinsonsgirlfriend June 4, 2021