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Hop on Unite

the act of commencing in epic straight sex while being very chad
person 1: wanna hop on unite
person2: hell yeah!
*chad stuff*
by Prince_Froggers October 4, 2021
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Full Unit

A Full Unit is the act of a woman/man giving a blowjob but they take in the shaft and balls at the same time.
My lady gave me a full unit last night
by T-Prime November 23, 2018
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United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017
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Cold Unit

It's been a long week. I sure could use a cold unit right about now.
by RojoG October 16, 2008
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Single Unit

Involves two people that are BFFF's and these two BFFF's become a single person they feel,think,see and everything that is done is done by both of them. ;They can also send telepathic messages to each other.
Two BFFF's Steven and Tabi:
Jacob punches Steven in the arm.
Tabi also feels the pain of the punch in the arm.

Tabi is sad.
Steven is sad also.

Steven and Tabi are a Single Unit.
by DictionaryWizard. October 17, 2009
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t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.
Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."
by Jared344035 July 2, 2006
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Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!
Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.
by Hrvati Vojnik March 8, 2007
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