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uber and chill

It means that you are going to Uber over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.
"Yea, I didn't want to take the bus to fuck, so I took an Uber"
"Uber and chill is always a good call"
by Chickenrick January 15, 2016
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uber-twat

The hyphenated version of uber twat, which actually makes this a twice uber'ed twat...
Uber twat cannot even describe Ginger, she actually managed to fuck over the entire world just by being born... That would make her an uber-twat.
by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008
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uber-conservative

she hails from an uber-conservative family from assam
by jithin veeragandham May 7, 2018
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uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 4, 2020
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Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 3, 2010
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Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.
"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"
by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019
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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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