when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.
You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.
Him: total lie-tune
Him: total lie-tune
by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

A way to culturally define a type of popular music of US black origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, instrumental backing.
by Dark Bum September 6, 2021

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

by Acosta32 November 13, 2017

Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.
I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.
by GordensMcHoesShraderPyderJohns October 2, 2023

by 172nervo February 19, 2023

Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020
