Turkish

Adj.) White, puffy, massive, huge, voluminous, creamy, regal.

Noun.) Smoking material or paraphernalia of excellent quality, or known for producing turkish clouds.

Generally used to describe ideal huge, white, puffy smoke from any waterpipe, cigar, cigarette, spliff, or anything else you smoke.

1.) "Dude. That pipe hits f*cking turkish, man."
2.) "Yo. Check this out. This shit is turkish."
3.) "That weed is turkish."
4.) (Guy exhales from Hookah) "Pure turkish. No Doubt." (Passes hose)
5.) "Dude, do you remember when we first bought that bong? It gave real turkish clouds. Good times."

by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010

turkish delight

A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.

abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.

"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"

"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"

by shit the bed May 15, 2009

turkish bath

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it

Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007

talking turkish

The strange noises that accompany vomiting.

What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish

by Trevor turnip December 27, 2003

Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 June 6, 2011