flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

plecka tube

a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

Your a fucking pleckatube cunt

plecka tube: a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.

Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.

There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.

by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019