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flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
mugGet the flush the tubesmug.

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021
mugGet the The Wrong Tubemug.

Normie tube

“I watched one drama video and now my recommendations are a never ending stream of normie tube.”
by Inqu’aanate October 5, 2019
mugGet the Normie tubemug.

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.
(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.
by shortie64 April 1, 2009
mugGet the ear tubemug.

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.
There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.
by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019
mugGet the Xendroxi Tubemug.

plecka tube

a random fuckin bag you find on the internet
Your a fucking pleckatube cunt

plecka tube: a random fuckin bag you find on the internet
by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018
mugGet the plecka tubemug.

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
mugGet the Hamster in the tubesmug.

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