Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

Trombone Player

Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.

1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?

2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.

by Chrystoph June 17, 2007

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Tromboning

Tromboning-Adjective
the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.

1: bro what did you do last night?
2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.

by the bineapple man November 8, 2020

Purple Trombone

Love trumpet

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

by Neil H May 27, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

red wings

by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011

tommorow

Tommorow, the day after today.

Wanna go to the movies tommorow?

by Jack Sayer December 27, 2005