purple touch

A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).

bob: mary you wanna join purple touch

mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me

by qwertyuioplkjhgfdazcvbnm September 14, 2016

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

Touch of Gay

The quality or ability of making something look nice and organized in such a fashion that it would only come natural to a gay man.

"Wow Henry, that cookie platter looks nice with intricate pattern of the frosting and layout of the different colors. You really have a Touch of Gay!"

by TheWiseSaw December 15, 2011

verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.

"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.

by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007

Crazy Toucan

When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan

I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever

by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008

Fonzie Touch

The ability to fix or turn on an electrical device just by hitting it with your elbow, even if that said device is broken, turned off, or not connected to an electrical source.

Look at Arthur over there, he definitely has the Fonzie Touch

by SquarekiteGaming November 24, 2010

capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015