Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.

I can't wait for badger day!

by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020

Badger Bite

A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.

Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite

by SaltyyBoi July 13, 2021

Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

Tam Badger

Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.

That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.

by Nick334 February 18, 2015

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011