Ryan

Coomer, Sex fiend, typically very short and obsessed with sex and masturbation, despite their height they are somehow still able to get a girlfriend/sexmate. Will engage in homosexual activity despite being straight.

I was talking to Ryan earlier and as usual he was talking about how much he masturbated last night

by coomedinurmom February 9, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is kind of a nerd but it’s subtle (ish). He’s always making sure everyone is okay and won’t stop until he finds a way to help. If you need something he’ll get it for you and has no problem giving up his coat for you. He’s well known and everybody’s favorite. He’s easy to get along with and hard to hate. He makes any task fun and will have you almost tearing up from laughter. One of his worse traits is his poor taste in food. If you need something to get done, ask Ryan cause he’s got you covered. It’s very rare you’ll find Ryan mean even on his bad days. He’s naturally kind hearted and rarely ever serious. Ryan’s are pretty much the best.

Person1 :”Do you know Ryan?”
Person2:”Duhhh hes the best!”

by MigraineGiver March 21, 2020

Ryan

Someone who complains about the new Star Wars trilogy (because it will never live up to the original movies)

I just watched a video of a Ryan complaining about the new Star Wars movie.

by Trandoshan daddy January 5, 2020

Be there in a Ryan

A phrase that is used when you want to give someone the impression they will be arriving shortly, but actually shows up an hour later.

Man 1: hey man, you coming?
Man 2: yep! Be there in a Ryan.

Man 1 dies of old age, waiting.

by Eric buttmunch January 15, 2014

Ryan

Where to begin. Well Ryan is very handsome and very sweet he has this sense of humor that no one else has you’ll instantly fall in love with him and he knows exactly how to make you smile and how to cheer you up when your sad. He usually likes to hangout with friends if he’s not busy. He’s just a great guy that will always be by your side no matter what and when he promises something he doesn’t break that promise. He’s very trust worthy and he’s extremely hot and has a great personality

Is that Ryan over there ? Let’s go talk to him!

by dr.dragontales April 8, 2019

Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.

Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.

by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019

Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick

I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything

by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019