by greenskill September 20, 2014
Get the Boob Pubesmug. White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes
by Monica😉 October 22, 2019
Get the White pubesmug. When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
Get the Hitler Pubesmug. by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015
Get the Peek-a-Pubemug. The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
Get the Pube Monstermug. Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
Get the Jiffy Pubemug. by MrPhatkok May 11, 2020
Get the Pube Pluckingmug.