cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.
Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.
by HookerHuey June 16, 2024
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Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster
Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"
by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024
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Saucing the Oyster

To lie.
Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth
by Hugo Diangio September 24, 2023
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oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
by AMunie October 18, 2012
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Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.
by TwistedJ November 15, 2019
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Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢
by sobbingmess April 29, 2024
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