A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
by Weezytoo September 26, 2020
Get the Jon Thomasmug. A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
by jerone johnson September 26, 2011
Get the jon ericksonmug. by David Christianson April 19, 2008
Get the pulled a jonmug. 
A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
by Noah perky June 15, 2018
Get the Jon Slatermug. Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
by Jon Zito August 24, 2016
Get the jon zitomug. The man with the Magnum Dong.
Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
Get the Jon Walkermug.