Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

by baked.tater March 19, 2022

Daniel Craig

The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.

Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"

by DanielCraigLoverGayEdition June 5, 2022

dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women

Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.

by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020

Craig, Alaska

A small place full of kind people where everybody knows everybody and do favors for each other out of the kindness of their hearts.

Craig, Alaska is the nicest place ever!

by BayBowie April 25, 2012

craig wong

Craig wong is such an amazing being with over 60 followers on instagram AND tiktok.

Not only is she kind, beautiful and smart but she is also kind! She is way better than Shreka, Kelp AND Preeti!

I love Craig Wong so much

by Tom Holand May 15, 2021

Jenny Craig

A diet that ONLY works if you stick to it.


The people who say it doesn't work were not following it.

I'm on jenny craig. I've lost 25 pounds in 3 months!

by You're a Fucker March 1, 2009