conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate

I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.

Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"

by Cerebrex September 15, 2024

faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center

“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”

by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022

CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.

He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023