by ladreem December 19, 2016
When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.
by darkenoch December 12, 2015
When a restaurant serves food in a needlessly complicated way to hide the fact you are getting a pretty looking meal that's overpriced and leaves you hungry.
I went to Gordon Ramsey's for dinner but the food was so cheffed that I was too broke to get something on the way home.
by bren361215 October 08, 2018
Being high enough to be able to call yourself cooked, roasted, fried, baked, and toasted all at the same time. Giving the essence of a chef
by Notliam January 15, 2018
When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023
Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
by Iron Chef 009 December 21, 2016