Shart Cart

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

by D & T Car Detailing January 02, 2011

Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy April 08, 2016

Shart Farm

The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.

Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"

Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"

by Shannock September 25, 2011

Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.

Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!

by Tricky Dilf September 28, 2010

shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

shart buckle

a shart buckle is basically just your best friend/ 4lifer and u have to love them forever.

me (ryley) : hey guys i gotta go i see my shart buckle
my shart buckle dalila : HAYYY BITCHHHH
me : HAYYYY

by ryley<3 November 18, 2021

sunshine shart

When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.

Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..

by sttanmarsh April 23, 2022